just a few questions I have
-- Clay Walker

What exactly is a "quiet" dinner? As in, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie had a "quiet dinner" for Valentine's Day. Does this mean that most dinners are rife with screaming matches and food fights? I just think it's a silly.

Why do people insist on talking on their cell phones in restrooms? Seriously - can't it wait? Nothing can be that important.

How did we live before email?