I got a little space to fill
So let’s get to the point, let’s roll another joint
Let’s head on down the road
There’s somewhere I gotta go
And you don’t know how it feels
No, you don’t know how it feels to be me
-- Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

Ok, first off, I don’t know anything at all about a joint, never have, never will. Just love that song.

So what’s up with Dabbs not blogging? Or more importantly, since when do I refer to myself in third person? Dudes, I used to blog all the time but lately I’ve felt the need to impress. Good news is that I think I’m over that now. I’ll just say whatever like I normally do, right? Right.

I was wondering whatever happens to the supposed knowledge forced on us as kids. Where does this stuff originate and more importantly, why do I still remember it? Like in 6th grade when they separated boys and girls for the health class during PE. The lady came in to discuss hygiene and I STILL remember her saying, “Deodorant is very important, but never put it on after a shower because your skin pores are open after a shower. You don’t want the deodorant to clog your pores.” So I immediately wondered, well when exactly are you supposed to put it on then? And right now, as a 27 year old I wonder, is that true? Does that lady take the Secret in the car with her and slap it on during her morning commute because her pores had closed back up? Anyone have a clue?

Amy