October 31, 2005
Go ‘head girl
Go ‘head get down
Go 'head girl
Go 'head get down
-- Kanye West
First of all I should probably just tell you that I am all over that song. I LOVE it! Apparently I’m not the only one because it’s on fiyah right now. Anyway, am I the only one that has interesting experiences in stores, restaurants, Arby’s, etc.? Or maybe I just have a knack for exaggerating mundane experiences for the purpose of entertaining my friends via my blog or otherwise.
Today I ran over to Arby’s for lunch. I had a bad headache and I was really just trying to run in and out and lucky for me, it was relatively empty. Now, I’ve visited this establishment for 3 years so I pretty much know the folks that work there. Today I didn’t recognize anyone.
There is typically a manager that keeps things moving and it’s usually the same lady. Today it was a guy and he was all over it – he’d be all like, “Yes and here’s a number 4 for here with curly” etc. This was all done in a sort of sing song fashion all the while he was sort of bouncing around, too. “Where’s my turkey sub, where’s my turkey sub.” I watched, not really amused, until ---
“She give me money, when I’m in need… Giant roast beef to go with a Jamocha shake… oh she a trifling friend indeed…” Ok, that’s what I’m talking about. I so wanted to jump in “Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger…” But I didn’t. The next order came up, “Ok, who had a number 2 to go?” Well, that’d be me, sir! I stepped up and he handed it to me, promptly turned on his heel with, “SHE GIVE ME MONEY…” I asked the cashier for ketchup – “I need some ketch—“ “WHEN I’M IN NEED…” “—up and Horsey sauce plea—“ “SHE GIVE ME MONEY” “—please.” “WHEN I’M IN NEED.” With that I left and let him continue singing the Ray Charles sample. And NO, that is NOT Jamie Foxx, people – it is Ray Charles. Jamie only does the part at the beginning.
Apparently the Arby's guy’s woman ain’t no gold digger because he just kept saying She give me money. LOVE IT!
--dabbs
Go 'head girl
Go 'head get down
-- Kanye West
First of all I should probably just tell you that I am all over that song. I LOVE it! Apparently I’m not the only one because it’s on fiyah right now. Anyway, am I the only one that has interesting experiences in stores, restaurants, Arby’s, etc.? Or maybe I just have a knack for exaggerating mundane experiences for the purpose of entertaining my friends via my blog or otherwise.
Today I ran over to Arby’s for lunch. I had a bad headache and I was really just trying to run in and out and lucky for me, it was relatively empty. Now, I’ve visited this establishment for 3 years so I pretty much know the folks that work there. Today I didn’t recognize anyone.
There is typically a manager that keeps things moving and it’s usually the same lady. Today it was a guy and he was all over it – he’d be all like, “Yes and here’s a number 4 for here with curly” etc. This was all done in a sort of sing song fashion all the while he was sort of bouncing around, too. “Where’s my turkey sub, where’s my turkey sub.” I watched, not really amused, until ---
“She give me money, when I’m in need… Giant roast beef to go with a Jamocha shake… oh she a trifling friend indeed…” Ok, that’s what I’m talking about. I so wanted to jump in “Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger…” But I didn’t. The next order came up, “Ok, who had a number 2 to go?” Well, that’d be me, sir! I stepped up and he handed it to me, promptly turned on his heel with, “SHE GIVE ME MONEY…” I asked the cashier for ketchup – “I need some ketch—“ “WHEN I’M IN NEED…” “—up and Horsey sauce plea—“ “SHE GIVE ME MONEY” “—please.” “WHEN I’M IN NEED.” With that I left and let him continue singing the Ray Charles sample. And NO, that is NOT Jamie Foxx, people – it is Ray Charles. Jamie only does the part at the beginning.
Apparently the Arby's guy’s woman ain’t no gold digger because he just kept saying She give me money. LOVE IT!
--dabbs
Posted by Amy at 16:00:59 |
chrispian wrote:
Obviously, I'm here.