You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?
-- Carly Simon

Ok, what is with all the hoopla that Carly Simon auctioned off the inspiration for that song for $50,000? Really, does anyone care if it was or wasn't James Taylor? Or Mick Jagger or whoever?

You know what I want to know? Did Alanis Morissette in fact write "You Oughtta Know" about Dave Coullier or not.

Amy