It's my way, my way or the highway....

!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha!!!!!!! that's for you, shortness! boy, the highway sure feels good, too!

Actually what I was going to rant about is Fred Durst and Britney Spears. Have you guys heard that they are maybe, probably, definitely, a thing now?? wow, way to get back on the PR train, Brit! Who is even talking about J Lo and Ben now??? Good for you. We all remember you and Freddy of Limp Bizkit (who has been gone for a while, too) now. Smart, very smart.

Dude, I would be so good at celebrity PR! Haven't been heard of in years?? I'll dream up something to get your name out there. Debbie Gibson, Fred Savage --where are you? Give me a call, you'll be all over E! online the next day!

I'll think of somethin' to razzle dazzle 'em for sure!

Quote of the day, from Breezy's grandfather,
"what's your major?"
"Advertising"
"Advertising, really? I hate to see you get in to that, that's nothing but a bunch of bull."

One of the funniest things I have ever heard!! I was rolling! dude, that was like 6 or so years ago.

Anyway, after my celebrity PR firm starts booming, I'm going to move over into directing music videos. Watch out Wayne Isham... I've got my eye on your clients!