Like there ain't nothing to it
-- 50 Cent

What is wrong with people and cars? Seriously -- please, if you are reading this, and don't already have the skills in place, LEARN HOW TO PARK YOUR FREAKIN' CAR, man! I am so tired of pulling up to my apartment and banking to the left, only to notice this particular dark blue car over the line -- AGAIN. I'm telling you man, I grew up with a dad in the transportation business -- so you better believe I learned how to drive. (And don't even think about dogging my mad skills, y'all). I'm a very safe driver. I'm particularly safe when I have others in the car. I do, as Mr. Tom Cruise would say, always carry the burning "need for speed", but I'm safe and I damn well know how to park my car in one place. No, not two, not one and a half, but ONE spot. Get on it, people of the world -- if I can park a huge Jeep, you can sure as heck park your tiny Civic, ok?? Don't make me leave a nasty note on your windshield...

Amy