hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
-- Buffalo Springfield

Why are you driving a Hummer around in suburbia? Is that necessary? How much does it cost you to put gas in that tank?

Why are you rude? Does it help you to get your order quicker by raising your voice to the boy working the window?

Why do you think you are better than someone else? Just because you drive aforementioned Hummer and live in a $350,000 home doesn’t mean you should cut in line.

Why is it necessary to add a token lesbian storyline to The OC? The show is just as smart and funny without trying to boost the ratings with a faux “shocking” storyline.

How great is Lost? And how great is Desperate Housewives? You go Terri Hatcher with your Golden Globe.

How glad am I that it is Friday?